Lamest Superheroes Ever

Wow!
Personally, I like Dogwelderman:

Dogwelder was a character from Garth Ennis' "Hitman" series. Dogwelder was part of a superhero team known as Section Eight which was a band of these crazy guys that fought crime in rather inane ways. Dogwelder is my favourite of the bunch. He's this madman in a silver welder's outfit that basically just goes around welding stray dogs to villains' faces. That's it. That's how he fought crime. Welding dogs to people. Mind you it would be a bitch of a thing to have happen to you. You try to rob a bank and you end up with a Lhasa Apso welded to your face, yapping for eternity. *shudder*

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Why Zombies Are Scary

Zombie Outbreak Simulation

set to 1 zombie, the city falls in less than 2 minutes.
THAT'S why zombies are scary

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Flatland: The Movie

Flatland: The Movie

Interesting.
But I'm worried the characters will all be two-dimensional

(I had to say it...forgive me)

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Bloodrayne 2?????

Again, I'm not kidding. Bloodrayne 2, the movie

Will whoever is financing Uwe Boll please cut it out.
Send me the money, if you must.
I will bear that burden

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Pot Delivery

I'm not kidding

heh.

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Duct Tape Doesn't Heal Warts

I guess it ISN'T the all powerful substance which binds the universe together

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See? Party games are for idiots and murderers!

Welcome to Worlds Dumbest People!

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Best...video...ever

I love dancing jesus


"Dancing Jesus, you have to watch the end of this video" on Google Video


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I can't argue with their logic

(btw, please note that this draws inspiration from some seriously old school animation stylings)


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Ewe Boll: Boxer

Fighting Exe Boll

Heh...
our very own, present day, Ed Wood.
I think Ed would have gladly boxed for film.

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Launch Ring

Best...Rollercoaster...EVER!

and we are one step closer to a rail gun.

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LucasFilms, Bribery, and Domain Names

LucasFilm had to bribe a fan for a Phantom Menace Domain Name

A wookie cosutme.
A WOOKIE COSTUME???
BOBA FETT, YOU TWIT, FETT! FETT!! FETT!!!

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Phantom Menace News wookie

Holy In The Corner Pocket, Batman!

Must...Have...Holy...Pool Stick!!!

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Dustin Diamond Does Dirty Sanchez

Oh Dustin...

I mean...just when you thought fame couldn't get any more surreal...

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Tickle Me Elmo EXTREME

I'm not kidding

Should anything with Elmo ever be called 'Extreme'? (assuming that word should ever be used)

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Shark vs Octopus

Shark vs Octopus

what more can be said?

from swingnut: My favorite octopus story involved one than was getting out of it's tank at night and getting into the crabs tank next to it for a little midnight snack. I was watching some documentry on the intelligemce of octopi and they were interviewing some guy who studied them in a lab. He said every morning there were crabs missing and they couldn't figure out how, much like the missing aquarium sharks, so the watched the lab one night and low and behold...

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Barney's Penis

Barney Isn't Neutered

There's really nothing to say here except...

BWWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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As cool as an ipod?

From slashdot

a discussion of an upgraded mp3 player from sandisk:
Person 1:ya but....nothing will EVER be as cool as an ipod.

Person 2:How about Bruce Willis on a hoverboard listening to bootleg OGGs of
George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic on a homemade altoids-tin
music player, kissing Salma Hayek, and fighting Christopher Walken,
Jet Li, the Rock, and an army of robot sharks with rocket-packs?

Person 1: almost, but the ipod still has a scroll wheel.

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Do Not Call

Is the do not call list working?
So says yahoo:

Currently, 76% of Americans are signed up, meaning the number of victims a tele-intruder can bother, er, sell to, has fallen drastically. In fact, 87% of those who registered report getting fewer calls.

76%. Thats fantastic!
Now, maybe, we can get a Do Not Spam list?
Please?

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