Friday, April 21, 2006

New Reality Show


My new favorite reality show

Morgan, a caustically engaging fellow, isn’t crazy. He uses the urine jar because there’s only one bathroom in his dingy New York domicile, and his mom is in there a lot. (Morgan’s life kind of sucks.)

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This makes me more sad than angry


Oh for the days when it was OK to beat up fags


no...just sad...

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

I AM ZOMBIE KING!!!


Live Every Day As...


Now, normally, I think the onion has turned into a repetative, one-gag site (or is that redundant?), but it has now provided me with my new philosophy for life

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Purity Ball


Purity Ball

This event, recently held in South Dakota (courtesy of the Abstinence Clearinghouse), can pretty much be summed up as Ritualistic Surrender of My Sexuality to Daddy. At the Purity Ball, girls don prom dresses to be escorted by their fathers to a Dominionist's wet dream of a formal dance where dad and daughter pose for prom-style pictures under a heart-shaped arch of balloons.

ok, I was one of those people "who pooh-pooh the notion that abortion restrictions and abstinence movements are, at their cores, solely about controlling women's sexuality"
While I'm not saying that all anti-abortion/abstinence people are so motivated, I can't deny that these purity balls' are acts of control over women (as mentioned, there are no such customs for boys) and their sexuality.
While I can applaud the attempts to guide a daughter's sexual behavior, I can't help but see this as a 'women are still only women, not men' kind of thing.
Face it, girls, daddy owns your cunt and then hubby does.

(ok, that first bit is really disturbing)

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

mmmm...sane


Speak No Evil

BELGRADE, Serbia-Montenegro (AP) - A Serbian prisoner using needle, thread and safety pins stitched his lips and tongue together to avoid a scheduled court hearing in his robbery case, the Blic newspaper reported Saturday.


(I don't even know how to tag this for technorati)
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DON'T MESS WITH TV!!!


Nope, you HAVE to watch the commercials

basically, the system looks for flags that are generally used to increase interactivity with TV (i.e. 'more information', 'extra footage', etc):
Philips suggests adding flags to commercial breaks to stop a viewer from changing channels until the adverts are over. The flags could also be recognised by digital video recorders, which would then disable the fast forward control while the ads are playing.


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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Doug TenNapel on DaVinci


Relativising The DaVinci Code

Basically, Doug (who, btw, wrote the fantastic Creature Tech I reviewed a while back) is saying that you can really get away with offending Christians but not so much with, say, Jews or Blacks. Offend Jews, you are an anti-semite or, at the very least, culturally insensitive. Offend Christians, and you are standing up for free speech.
Obviously it isn't quite that simple, but he does have a point which I've agreed with for a while.
However
He chooses some really poor examples to illustrate this point.
He uses the holocaust, slavery, and child molesting.
Unfortunately for his very legitamate arguement, these don't actually work here.
Sorry, Doug, but while I know you believe in the life of Jesus Christ as fact, your faith doesn't cut it against the historical facts of the holocaust and slavery (and the current facts of child molesting). Regardless of how much evidence there may be for the existence of Jesus as portrayed in the Bible, it falls short of academic standards, and certainly pales when compared to events in the 19th and 20th century.

You would have been better off finding parallels in these cultures and the stories (factual or otherwise) that create their collective identities. For example, a movie where Moses was just trying to scam the Jews and accidently stumbled into Israel. Thats much closer to the DaVinci Code, I think.

Oh, here's one, what if someone made a movie about how the Jews gathered together to slaughter Jesus for their own self-interest and to take away the salvation of his followers?
oh
sorry
already done.

that little jibe aside, I think my point still stands.

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SOON!!!


Brain Link Hat!!!


Soon I'll be able to control all the HQ defenses with a thought!
WORLD DOMINATION TIME!!!

Dolphins

Mistress Of The Basement sent this (from the onion):
"Despite theories that dolphins are excellent communicators, they responded to questions on land with only labored wheezing and shrill, distressed screams."

SAD DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!

To which I could only reply:
not for long.


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Gays should be celibate


Bush's Policy

Abstinence curricula must have a clear definition of sexual abstinence which must be consistent with the following: “Abstinence means voluntarily choosing not to engage in sexual activity until marriage. Sexual activity refers to any type of genital contact or sexual stimulation between two persons including, but not limited to, sexual intercourse.”
...
Throughout the entire curriculum, the term “marriage” must be defined as “only a legal union between one man and one woman as a husband and wife, and the word ’spouse’ refers only to a person of the opposite sex who is a husband or a wife.” (Consistent with Federal law)"


It seems to me that, really, the only way to make sure no sexual stimulation takes place between gays is to keep an eye on them. And the best way to do that, it seems, is to, y'know, gather them into relocation living facilities. Anyhow, they'd be happier there amoung their own kind, and safer too! Yes, it'll be for their own good. Maybe we could give these places some sort of happy-fun name...
hm.
Yes, we can call them camps!


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Proving God

Proving God, trying to prove God, is a pointless, ugly, misguided thing to do.
It's faith that is important.

"Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase."
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Michelle Malkin...twit+1


MORE THUGGERY IN SANTA CRUZ

Vandals struck at least six sport utility vehicles Saturday night on the Westside, slashing tires and spray-painting politically charged messages such as "Oil equals blood" and "Guzzle" on the side of the vehicles, authorities said.


interesting.
Throwing paint at cars is thuggery.
What is throwing blood at women getting abortions?
bombing clinics?
interesting.

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More interesting things to watch


Tourettes Guy

Apparently a guy with Tourettes and alcoholism.
Sad, but potentially amusing

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More interesting things to watch


Tourettes Guy

Apparently a guy with Tourettes and alcoholism.
Sad, but potentially amusing

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TAG!!


How cool is THIS???


Mark Ecko tags Air Force One!

I can't wait to get home and watch this!

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German's Hate It When People Remember


No, You Can't See Our Papers

Some German officials and other people argue that disclosing intimate details about the fates of concentration camp inmates and slave laborers would violate their right to privacy.


Shockingly, the Germans (though very ready to give the U.S. shit for our treatment of the Native Americans) aren't real big on letting the world see the detailed documentation on their systematic extermination of entire races of people.
I can't imagine why.

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Recent Obsession

sorry for this recent obsession.
Mostly its a fascination with Scientology.
Not because the beliefs are so crazy (though they are...but one has to wonder if those beliefs are any crazier than, say, believing in a man who died and rose 3 days later and, somehow, through this process, cleansed mankind of all sin...), but because it seems to drive people so nuts.
Then again, I can't forget, say, Fred Phelps, Jerry Falwell, and so forth...
Outside of the expense of belonging to the Church Of Scientology, can anyone point out a significant distinction between that and Christianity?


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Still crazy after all these years


Nope, Tommy is still wacked

The conversation was all smiles until reporter Björn Benkow insisted that experts say that dyslexia cannot be cured by Scientology as Cruise has claimed. There was an awkward pause, then Cruise burst into laughter. “I’m going to, in any case, admit that you have the courage of a madman,” according to our translator.


So, to disagree with Tom is to have the courage of a madman. I wonder...did Jim Jones say similar things? David Koresh?

Then the reporter mentioned Kidman and the two children that she and Cruise adopted. “Now you’ve gone over the line,” Cruise replied.

Tom...when oh when will you learn that being a star means your past is always with you?
And, btw, its OK to be gay.

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FINALLY, a sense of humor


Tom wants to have a placenta nosh


Yeah, ok, now he's just fucking with us.
Could our little tommy finally be developing a sense of humor again?
(btw, would this be considered cannibalism?)

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Friday, April 14, 2006

Rumsfeld has some good qualities


Rumsfeld has some good qualities

Gen. Peter Pace, chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff, also defended Rumsfeld this week, telling reporters that "nobody works harder than he does."
"People can question my judgment or his judgment, but they should never question the dedication, the patriotism and the work ethic of Secretary Rumsfeld," Pace said Tuesday.

now, don't get me wrong...YAY DEDICATION, WORK ETHIC, PATRIOTISM!
but, y'know, shouldn't intelligence and judgement really be in there?
I mean, for a good strong recommendation?
I'm just sayin'...

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