Thursday, January 25, 2007


We here in The Basement have noticed something about the Democratic contenders.
Two of them in particular.
Barak Obama, an attractive man. A political up-and-comer with a bright future ahead of him. A man of power.
Hillary Clinton, also attractive for a man, and almost as powerful as her husband is now.
Could they possibly resist each other?
It seems clear, now, that Hillary and Barak have become the new power couple in Washington, DC.
Don't believe me? Just watch their behavior during the state of the union address.
No go?
Then take notice of how careful they are to hide their affair. How rarely they are in the same room together, or even mention each other on TV.
Quite the discrete pair.
But a little too discrete.
Not talking about something can be just as informative as yelling about it.

When will they finally reveal their forbidden love?


Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Faux Klingons???

Idiot...they are obviously Andoreans...


Tuesday, January 09, 2007


So much for my dream of being the first murderer on another planet.

Two NASA space probes that visited Mars 30 years ago may have found alien microbes on the Red Planet and inadvertently killed them, a scientist is theorizing.


Strange Germans and their inventions

I'm pretty sure this is a montage of strange inventions.

I wish I could read German/


Monday, January 01, 2007

Cobra Commander Has Me By The Short Hairs

For some reason, I have a version of Copa Cabanna in my head...
only its this:
I'm the Cobra, Cobra Commander
With the Baroness, Destro and Serpentor
I'm the Cobra, COBRA Commander
If the Joe's get in my way
Then I will make them pay
I'm the Cobra....

If I don't get this out of my head soon, I will have to Weird Al the whole frickin' song like this.
I'm stuck in the damn chorus!!!
I may take a life tonight.
It may be my own.



Lamest Superheroes Ever


Personally, I like Dogwelderman:
Dogwelder was a character from Garth Ennis' "Hitman" series. Dogwelder was part of a superhero team known as Section Eight which was a band of these crazy guys that fought crime in rather inane ways. Dogwelder is my favourite of the bunch. He's this madman in a silver welder's outfit that basically just goes around welding stray dogs to villains' faces. That's it. That's how he fought crime. Welding dogs to people. Mind you it would be a bitch of a thing to have happen to you. You try to rob a bank and you end up with a Lhasa Apso welded to your face, yapping for eternity. *shudder*


Why Zombies Are Scary

Zombie Outbreak Simulation

set to 1 zombie, the city falls in less than 2 minutes.
THAT'S why zombies are scary


Flatland: The Movie

Flatland: The Movie

But I'm worried the characters will all be two-dimensional

(I had to say it...forgive me)