Not kidding!
As of today I am a Minister in the Universal Life Church!
As Reverend Joel, I am empowered:
. To perform marriages within any US state, following the rules laid out by the state in which
you wish to perform said marriage.
. To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you
wish to perform, except circumcision.
. To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet.
. To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours.
This is particularly ironic in that today I became a born again atheist.
Will wonders never cease?
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