Bush's Policy
Abstinence curricula must have a clear definition of sexual abstinence which must be consistent with the following: “Abstinence means voluntarily choosing not to engage in sexual activity until marriage. Sexual activity refers to any type of genital contact or sexual stimulation between two persons including, but not limited to, sexual intercourse.”
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Throughout the entire curriculum, the term “marriage” must be defined as “only a legal union between one man and one woman as a husband and wife, and the word ’spouse’ refers only to a person of the opposite sex who is a husband or a wife.” (Consistent with Federal law)"
It seems to me that, really, the only way to make sure no sexual stimulation takes place between gays is to keep an eye on them. And the best way to do that, it seems, is to, y'know, gather them into relocation living facilities. Anyhow, they'd be happier there amoung their own kind, and safer too! Yes, it'll be for their own good. Maybe we could give these places some sort of happy-fun name...
hm.
Yes, we can call them camps!
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Yes, but camps is a little bland. We need a better name. I mean they will be placed there to concentrate on being good citizens, by not having any gay sex.
So... Let's call these places... Um... I don't know... Concentration Camps! That's the ticket! :O
And we should also give them some meaningful work so that they can keep busy and not think about gay stuff :P
It's safer that way... Cause you know - gay porn is funding terrorism. Seriously! And anyone who dares to deny that must be a traitorus terrorist himself...
Sigh...
What happened to "The land of the free?"
good ideas all!
funny, your comment reminded me of an pencil-and-paper RPG called 'Paranoia' where you lived in a world run the 'The Computer'
EVERYTHING was treasonous.
Being a mutant, belonging to a secret society, being a communist (it was from the 80s). KNOWING about any of these things was treasonous.
Its really only free if you are white, straight, christian, and reasonably wealthy.
And if you are all those things, but you are a woman, its free so long as you know your place.
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