Smoking is a health risk

So I work in a trailer here at Aberdeen Proving Grounds.
Between each trailer is a porch, sort of.
On each porch is one of those black tubes you put your cigarettes in.
Now, needless to say, the roof of each trailer is covered in a foot of snow.
I wasn't at work yesterday so I missed some of the excitement.
Apparently, as the day gets warmer, the snow begins to melt (please refer to Physics 101).
When the snow begins to melt, huge chunks of it slide off the roof onto the unsuspecting smoker.
Yes.
Smoking is a health risk.
Be fleet on your feet, my fellows!

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