Perhaps I will be able to use this new technology to:
1) do online job interviews
"Yes, I anticipate a learning curve"
"Yes, I enjoy working with people to reach a concensus before moving forward with whatever project we have designed"
2) send in stories to The Onion
"Massachusetts Man Does Something Seemingly Normal But Is Obviously Odd Because We Are So Self-Aware"
3) generate news items for The Drudge Report
"Liberals Do Something Moronic"
"Government Is Filled With AssHats"
4) drum up business for my Animated Monkey Smoking Cigar Porn site
(do you really want examples of this?)
Make your own IM bot
EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!
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